Life as an Optimist

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

h0odrich:

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

cooldadgang:

kianaisthenamedontwearitout:

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone one’s

i fucked up

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

injuries:

Smooth

injuries:

Smooth

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy