friend: you dropped something
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
|—||Richelle E. Goodrich (via catasterismes)|
God damn destery the things you post
Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
I was in the store the other day and there were two teenagers behind me in line, and I heard one ask the other "Do you want to see my selfie collection?".