Life as an Optimist

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

harrystylesdildo:

Look at the dates….

harrystylesdildo:

Look at the dates….

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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