Life as an Optimist

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

jesuschristvevo:

*has my feelings surgically removed*

thefinnishgypsy:

lmfaoooo

thefinnishgypsy:

lmfaoooo

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

plutonique:

my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

aceofnerds:

Seriously why is it so hard to find a guys dress shirt in my size

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about